Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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I’m so anti-establishment that I make up my own definition of “deja vu” that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the phrase. I also reject your traditional spelling of “huh” with its unnecessary second h. 

I’m so anti-establishment that I make up my own definition of “deja vu” that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the phrase. I also reject your traditional spelling of “huh” with its unnecessary second h. 

God! I can’t believe they actually want me to write stuff! About myself! In this box that says “ABOUT ME.” GEEZ HOW HARD IS THIS DATING THING. 

God! I can’t believe they actually want me to write stuff! About myself! In this box that says “ABOUT ME.” GEEZ HOW HARD IS THIS DATING THING.