Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

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I’m so anti-establishment that I make up my own definition of “deja vu” that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the phrase. I also reject your traditional spelling of “huh” with its unnecessary second h. 

I’m so anti-establishment that I make up my own definition of “deja vu” that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the phrase. I also reject your traditional spelling of “huh” with its unnecessary second h. 

God! I can’t believe they actually want me to write stuff! About myself! In this box that says “ABOUT ME.” GEEZ HOW HARD IS THIS DATING THING. 

God! I can’t believe they actually want me to write stuff! About myself! In this box that says “ABOUT ME.” GEEZ HOW HARD IS THIS DATING THING.