Please tell me you don’t have a library card.
Dude. Breathe. This isn’t twitter. You’re not going to run into character limits if you use a period every once in a while.
She “blamed it on her parents, religion, culture, everything” but I know the truth. She was just jealous of my Santa hat.
I … can’t even. Feel free to come up with your own joke. It’s been a long week.
I apologize if this offends anyone. I’m just the messenger, people, and I couldn’t not share.
Happy Friday, everyone! No better way to celebrate the weekend then some nice clothing-optional lounging about on the couch, right?
From Craigslist. Of course.
(Thanks, Kate K.!)
There’s a continuum that goes between Robin Williams and Alyssa Milano?