Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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Please tell me you don’t have a library card.
Dude. Breathe. This isn’t twitter. You’re not going to run into character limits if you use a period every once in a while.
She “blamed it on her parents, religion, culture, everything” but I know the truth. She was just jealous of my Santa hat.
I … can’t even. Feel free to come up with your own joke. It’s been a long week.
I apologize if this offends anyone. I’m just the messenger, people, and I couldn’t not share.
Happy Friday, everyone! No better way to celebrate the weekend then some nice clothing-optional lounging about on the couch, right?
From Craigslist. Of course.
(Thanks, Kate K.!)
There’s a continuum that goes between Robin Williams and Alyssa Milano?
