Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Proper training, and, you know, one of those fancy suits they have now. That would totally have done the trick. 

Proper training, and, you know, one of those fancy suits they have now. That would totally have done the trick. 

I’d go swimming with the otter anytime. Random dude on Craigslist? Maybe not so much.
(Another great find from Kate K.)

I’d go swimming with the otter anytime. Random dude on Craigslist? Maybe not so much.

(Another great find from Kate K.)