Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.

Recent Tweets @baddateanimals

Posts tagged "squirrel"

Dude. Breathe. This isn’t twitter. You’re not going to run into character limits if you use a period every once in a while.

I ADMIRE THE SENTIMENT BUT WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

Apparently when the Democratic National Convention is in town, fine upstanding Republican squirrels decide it’s time to reach across the aisle.

If you know what I mean.

“Maybe I’d have more success on one of those fetish sites. I bet I could find someone to feed me.”

IT DOESN’T END WHEN WILL IT END OMG THE HORROR WTF IS GOING ON WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME????????

(however: points for appropriate use of an apostrophe. I have to admit I wasn’t expecting that)

Also: 300 followers! Yay people!

Really, the only thing bad about this is the unnecessary quotation marks. It’s just an excuse to post a picture of a squirrel holding a cherry. Because it’s a squirrel! Holding a cherry!

Yeah, GEEZ.

Going through a storm by yourself is hard. But “going through a storm by yourself” is probably harder.