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Maybe we’re angry because you don’t use punctuation. 

Also relevant. I wonder what an alot of angry feminists would look like?

What can I say? You have no grasp of basic capitalization or punctuation. 

I ADMIRE THE SENTIMENT BUT WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? 

I ADMIRE THE SENTIMENT BUT WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? 

Maybe you should check wherever it is you left all your punctuation and lower-case letters. 

Maybe you should check wherever it is you left all your punctuation and lower-case letters. 

I KNOW IF I JUST TYPE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS THAT WILL CONVEY TO THESE WOMEN WHAT AN EXCELLENT BOYFRIEND I WOULD MAKE.

Hey. Mr. Seal. I don’t. Feel you. 

In fact, “having a good time” is how we ended up with four kids in the first place. 

Don’t even think about meat. I can tell you’re thinking about bacon. Stop it! Stop that right now!