Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Here’s hoping you’re not “at a loose end” today, but if you are, this kitty will totally go see “Les Miserables” with you and won’t even make fun of you for crying. 

Happy Holidays from CABD!

Good personality, bad personality … doesn’t really matter. I just threw that in so I wouldn’t seem shallow. 

Good personality, bad personality … doesn’t really matter. I just threw that in so I wouldn’t seem shallow. 

Because gangsters, I’m sure, commonly use Craigslist to find dates. 
In Wisconsin. 

Because gangsters, I’m sure, commonly use Craigslist to find dates. 

In Wisconsin. 

Like THIS for instance. You could do this to a poor defenseless animal who has no way to stop you. DUDE PUT DOWN THE BLOWDRYER ALREADY MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO ROLL RIGHT OUT OF MY HEAD DON’T YOU SEE THIS? 

Other stuff? Like Monopoly? Wii? What? You really should be more specific. People on Craigslist don’t tend to excel at subtlety. 

Other stuff? Like Monopoly? Wii? What? You really should be more specific. People on Craigslist don’t tend to excel at subtlety. 

Women are always saying they want honesty, you know? I’m just giving them what they ask for. 

Happy Fourth from CABD! Now go out and make some fireworks of your own, little flying squirrel dude!

"Employed … no kids … college … so far so good…" [scrollscrollscroll] "Oh. Never mind."