Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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Apologies for the lack of posts. I had food poisoning last week, and my dad has been in the hospital this week. I hope to be back to posting daily in the next few days.
Carry on.
Happy Father’s Day from CABD!
To all the wannabe-dads out there still looking for a partner to have kids with: don’t do this.
Yeah, if all else fails, we can just go see “Avengers” again.
Chinstrap penguin isn’t going to tiptoe around, ok?
