Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

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Apologies for the lack of posts. I had food poisoning last week, and my dad has been in the hospital this week. I hope to be back to posting daily in the next few days. 

Carry on.

Happy Father’s Day from CABD! 
To all the wannabe-dads out there still looking for a partner to have kids with: don’t do this. 

Happy Father’s Day from CABD! 

To all the wannabe-dads out there still looking for a partner to have kids with: don’t do this. 

Yeah, if all else fails, we can just go see “Avengers” again.

Chinstrap penguin isn’t going to tiptoe around, ok?

Chinstrap penguin isn’t going to tiptoe around, ok?