Nothing wrong with working out. Everything wrong with talking about bicep curls in your online dating profile. Sorry, kitty.
The milk’s gone bad!
I’ll be right over.
He’s actually proof that some people will tell themselves anything in order to convince themselves that their lack of romantic success isn’t about them personally.
Sorry to disappoint you, but sap is all that will be rising.
Of course she does, baby aardvark. Of course.
It’s ok, polar bear. Embrace your unmanly fear of birds. Don’t let patriarchal expectations of manhood define you.
Don’t forget, you can now purchase classic CABD images as greeting cards! If you like CABD, it would be awesome if you would help support its continued existence!
Class: you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.