Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Proving once again there really is such a thing as Too Much Information on a dating profile. 

That book is never going to go away, is it?
(Inspired by a conversation yesterday.)

That book is never going to go away, is it?

(Inspired by a conversation yesterday.)

What can I say? You have no grasp of basic capitalization or punctuation. 

same goes for Mr. male with a penis. Or anyone with a penis, really. NO PENISES. NONE.

Er, I mean, except mine, of course. That one’s ok.

IT DOESN’T END WHEN WILL IT END OMG THE HORROR WTF IS GOING ON WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME????????
(however: points for appropriate use of an apostrophe. I have to admit I wasn’t expecting that)
Also: 300 followers! Yay people! 

IT DOESN’T END WHEN WILL IT END OMG THE HORROR WTF IS GOING ON WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME????????

(however: points for appropriate use of an apostrophe. I have to admit I wasn’t expecting that)

Also: 300 followers! Yay people! 

and let me tell you, I am ready to hug some people. See how ready I am? C’mere, give me a hug. 

b-rad? more like b-lame. 

Yeah, if all else fails, we can just go see “Avengers” again.