Posts tagged "misspelling"
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword.
If you really want to seem more sophisticated and classy, I’d suggest a touch less defensiveness, and maybe dial back the xenophobia a little.
Lonely fish not too lonely to make a clever pun.
In fact, “having a good time” is how we ended up with four kids in the first place.
Not enough of the mind of a scholar to look up “Neanderthal” in the dictionary, apparently.
Hey, you try typing with those teeny paws. You’d miss most of the vowels too.
If you need a ride buddy why don’t you just get a
So, you’re looking for a 14-year-old girl to sleep with, marry, and then kill yourself over in the space of a week or so? Gotcha.