Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword.
If you really want to seem more sophisticated and classy, I’d suggest a touch less defensiveness, and maybe dial back the xenophobia a little.
Lonely fish not too lonely to make a clever pun.
In fact, “having a good time” is how we ended up with four kids in the first place.
Not enough of the mind of a scholar to look up “Neanderthal” in the dictionary, apparently.
Hey, you try typing with those teeny paws. You’d miss most of the vowels too.
If you need a ride buddy why don’t you just get a
… dog
… oh.
So, you’re looking for a 14-year-old girl to sleep with, marry, and then kill yourself over in the space of a week or so? Gotcha.
