Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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I’m willing to bet this one thinks of himself as a really nice guy. He probably owns a fedora, too. 

P.S. *loathe.

Also, *then.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword. 

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword. 

If you really want to seem more sophisticated and classy, I’d suggest a touch less defensiveness, and maybe dial back the xenophobia a little. 

Lonely fish not too lonely to make a clever pun. 

Lonely fish not too lonely to make a clever pun. 

In fact, “having a good time” is how we ended up with four kids in the first place. 

Not enough of the mind of a scholar to look up “Neanderthal” in the dictionary, apparently. 

Hey, you try typing with those teeny paws. You’d miss most of the vowels too. 

Hey, you try typing with those teeny paws. You’d miss most of the vowels too. 

If you need a ride buddy why don’t you just get a  
… dog

… oh. 

If you need a ride buddy why don’t you just get a  

… dog

… oh.