Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Really, I just needed an excuse to post this picture because OMG SQUEE. 

Oh, no, that’s not at all creepy. I totally won’t think of that later when we’re making out. 

Oh, no, that’s not at all creepy. I totally won’t think of that later when we’re making out. 

Romance is totally not dead, you guys. 

Romance is totally not dead, you guys. 

Presenting the King of Mansplaining. 

(See my personal tumblr for the full story. Yes. This happened.)

Finding this message in one’s inbox on a Monday morning is a lot more fun when one decides it refers to this. 

Finding this message in one’s inbox on a Monday morning is a lot more fun when one decides it refers to this. 

I hate it when muffles find my ear. It gets so itchy. 

(Text of a message received via OKC)

…but not interesting enough for me to get out of my box. Or to figure out that “all right” is actually two words. 

MBL sent this in this message “from someone who is clearly very enthusiastic.” Thanks! 

(Note: “Alright” isn’t a standard acceptable variation on “all right.” It’s just not.)

Someone is unclear on the concept of “single.”

This a contribution from Amy S., who says: “Got this response to JDate Flirt (he initiated contact) I asked him how long he’s lived in Israel. This was the response: “I am here 12 years. My 11th wedding anniversary is in June, but we might be divorced by then.”