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It’s just that … it’s easier to spell “rushing” than “Russian” isn’t it? How do you go right to the more complicated non-phonetic misspelling?

Typo? What typo?

"And let me tell you, that course in Advanced Whatnottery was a real bitch. Pardon my French."

"And let me tell you, that course in Advanced Whatnottery was a real bitch. Pardon my French."

I really hope that’s a typo.

I’m so anti-establishment that I make up my own definition of “deja vu” that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the phrase. I also reject your traditional spelling of “huh” with its unnecessary second h. 

I’m so anti-establishment that I make up my own definition of “deja vu” that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the phrase. I also reject your traditional spelling of “huh” with its unnecessary second h. 

Most guys want good head, but this is taking it a little far. 

So … these puppies need not apply?