I’m not sure what these means, honestly, but thanks for the submission, fairkid-forever!
my self, can be described as one which is one who will never answer your message.
Finally getting around to posting some more submissions — if you’ve submitted, thanks for your patience!
This winner was sent in by venomouspenguin. I’m not sure what the goal is with this greeting, but I m sure it’s obnoxious.
I don’t even know what this means, but I’m guessing “hipster douche” is part of the explanation.
I don’t know what a “Samhain renaissance” is but it sounds good so I’ll put it on my dating profile with this awesome picture of me in a top hat. You don’t think that’s too pretentious, do you?
I have the sentence structure of Google translate.
I hate it when muffles find my ear. It gets so itchy.
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It’s just that when grooming, some well-rounded areas a little more difficult to reach than others.