Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.

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Posts tagged "huh?"

I’m not sure what these means, honestly, but thanks for the submission, fairkid-forever!

my self, can be described as one which is one who will never answer your message.

Finally getting around to posting some more submissions — if you’ve submitted, thanks for your patience!

This winner was sent in by venomouspenguin. I’m not sure what the goal is with this greeting, but I m sure it’s obnoxious.

I don’t even know what this means, but I’m guessing “hipster douche” is part of the explanation.

Happy Halloween!

I don’t know what a “Samhain renaissance” is but it sounds good so I’ll put it on my dating profile with this awesome picture of me in a top hat. You don’t think that’s too pretentious, do you?

I have the sentence structure of Google translate.

I hate it when muffles find my ear. It gets so itchy.

(Text of a message received via OKC)

It’s just that when grooming, some well-rounded areas a little more difficult to reach than others.