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I’m thinking third base, at least. Whatever third base means. 

I’m thinking third base, at least. Whatever third base means. 

Women are always saying they want honesty, you know? I’m just giving them what they ask for. 

There’s a continuum that goes between Robin Williams and Alyssa Milano?

It’s best not to raise first date expectations. She might want to go somewhere really fancy for the second, like with cloth napkins and stuff. 

It’s best not to raise first date expectations. She might want to go somewhere really fancy for the second, like with cloth napkins and stuff. 

At least he has hobbies?

Just keeping it real, man. 

Just keeping it real, man. 

Is it even possible to maintain a positive attitude every day without some sort of drug?