Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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Posts tagged "honesty"
I’m thinking third base, at least. Whatever third base means.
Women are always saying they want honesty, you know? I’m just giving them what they ask for.
There’s a continuum that goes between Robin Williams and Alyssa Milano?
It’s best not to raise first date expectations. She might want to go somewhere really fancy for the second, like with cloth napkins and stuff.
At least he has hobbies?
Just keeping it real, man.
Is it even possible to maintain a positive attitude every day without some sort of drug?
