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These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date. 

You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date. 

Self taught? No way. 

Ok, Fred Astaire, we hear you. No three-ways for you. 
(Thanks to my friend M for the text. Yikes.)

Ok, Fred Astaire, we hear you. No three-ways for you. 

(Thanks to my friend M for the text. Yikes.)

And you better guess right this time. 

I’m really not good at: modesty, insecurity, English. 

I’m really not good at: modesty, insecurity, English. 

Grass-fed, y’know? Yum. 

So, we should have lots to talk about as long as it’s not any of those things. Oh, except that I don’t much like talking, either. 

Because OkCupid is the perfect place to look for someone with whom you can sit around singing hymns. 

Because OkCupid is the perfect place to look for someone with whom you can sit around singing hymns.