You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date.
Self taught? No way.
Ok, Fred Astaire, we hear you. No three-ways for you.
(Thanks to my friend M for the text. Yikes.)
And you better guess right this time.
I’m really not good at: modesty, insecurity, English.
Grass-fed, y’know? Yum.
So, we should have lots to talk about as long as it’s not any of those things. Oh, except that I don’t much like talking, either.
Because OkCupid is the perfect place to look for someone with whom you can sit around singing hymns.