Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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I think I give off an air of mystery, probably because I am mysterious.
I think I give off an air of sophistication, probably because I am sophisticated.
I think I give off an air of douchebaggery, probably because I am a douchebag. 
(I could do this all day.)

I think I give off an air of mystery, probably because I am mysterious.

I think I give off an air of sophistication, probably because I am sophisticated.

I think I give off an air of douchebaggery, probably because I am a douchebag. 

(I could do this all day.)