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This raises so many questions, not the least of which being, does butter not fall under the “food” category? 

*This picture was tagged “hamster” by someone who says it is her hamster and her cat. Regardless, having once been called out by That is Not a Hamster, I make no claims as to whether or not that is actually a hamster in said image. It looks kind of like a gerbil to me, frankly.