Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Proving once again there really is such a thing as Too Much Information on a dating profile. 

I don’t know about you, but I’m constantly rejecting potential dates because they didn’t reveal their bow-leggedness in their OKCupid profile. 

I don’t know about you, but I’m constantly rejecting potential dates because they didn’t reveal their bow-leggedness in their OKCupid profile. 

YOURE WELCOME TO JOIN ME. BRING YOUR OWN PIZZA. 

YOURE WELCOME TO JOIN ME. BRING YOUR OWN PIZZA. 

Adorable corgi seeks friend with legs long enough to reach the pedals.

Who do you think you are, Barbara Walters?

Who do you think you are, Barbara Walters?

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword. 

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword. 

Thanks for clearing that up. A lot of people on this site do seem rather confused.

Good to get this deal-breaker out of the way, since most of us are totally looking for someone who reeks. 
Also see: QUOTATION MARKS ARE NOT FOR EMPHASIS. Sigh. 

Good to get this deal-breaker out of the way, since most of us are totally looking for someone who reeks. 

Also see: QUOTATION MARKS ARE NOT FOR EMPHASIS. Sigh.