Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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Thanks for clearing that up. A lot of people on this site do seem rather confused.
Good to get this deal-breaker out of the way, since most of us are totally looking for someone who reeks.
Also see: QUOTATION MARKS ARE NOT FOR EMPHASIS. Sigh.
Maybe you should check wherever it is you left all your punctuation and lower-case letters.
Hey Santa, please be sure to punch some airholes in the box first, ok?
You don’t want to go out with me? Are you sure? Wait, just look into my eyes…
Something tells me he’s all about the early voting.
Today on CABD: cute animals solicit potentially bad dates to help ride out the hurricane. Stay safe, East Coasters!
