Wow, you really opened up there.
Well, thanks for putting that right out there. Merry Christmas to you too!
So cool and laid back, in fact, that I can’t bother to spellcheck. Or turn off capslock.
Reposting one of last year’s Halloween posts, until I have time to scare up some more animals in costume for your cute animal/bad date pleasure.
See what I did there?
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(Fantastic submission, dfleitman! Thanks! -CABD)
Obviously a former Boy Scout. Always prepared.
I’m not sure if this puppy just admitted to murder or just a complete lack of compassion, but either way I’m not sure why you’d want to go out with her.
You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date.