So cool and laid back, in fact, that I can’t bother to spellcheck. Or turn off capslock.
Reposting one of last year’s Halloween posts, until I have time to scare up some more animals in costume for your cute animal/bad date pleasure.
See what I did there?
Received this message on OKC.
(Fantastic submission, dfleitman! Thanks! -CABD)
Obviously a former Boy Scout. Always prepared.
I’m not sure if this puppy just admitted to murder or just a complete lack of compassion, but either way I’m not sure why you’d want to go out with her.
You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date.
Proving once again there really is such a thing as Too Much Information on a dating profile.
I don’t know about you, but I’m constantly rejecting potential dates because they didn’t reveal their bow-leggedness in their OKCupid profile.