Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Wow, you really opened up there. 

Well, thanks for putting that right out there. Merry Christmas to you too!

So cool and laid back, in fact, that I can’t bother to spellcheck. Or turn off capslock. 

Reposting one of last year’s Halloween posts, until I have time to scare up some more animals in costume for your cute animal/bad date pleasure.
See what I did there?

Reposting one of last year’s Halloween posts, until I have time to scare up some more animals in costume for your cute animal/bad date pleasure.

See what I did there?

Received this message on OKC. 
 
(Fantastic submission, dfleitman! Thanks! -CABD)

Received this message on OKC. 

 

(Fantastic submission, dfleitman! Thanks! -CABD)

Obviously a former Boy Scout. Always prepared. 

I’m not sure if this puppy just admitted to murder or just a complete lack of compassion, but either way I’m not sure why you’d want to go out with her. 

I’m not sure if this puppy just admitted to murder or just a complete lack of compassion, but either way I’m not sure why you’d want to go out with her. 

You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date. 

You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date.