Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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I’m not sure if this puppy just admitted to murder or just a complete lack of compassion, but either way I’m not sure why you’d want to go out with her.
You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date.
Proving once again there really is such a thing as Too Much Information on a dating profile.
I don’t know about you, but I’m constantly rejecting potential dates because they didn’t reveal their bow-leggedness in their OKCupid profile.
YOURE WELCOME TO JOIN ME. BRING YOUR OWN PIZZA.
Adorable corgi seeks friend with legs long enough to reach the pedals.
Who do you think you are, Barbara Walters?
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword.
