Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Don’t worry, disapproving bunny. I would never dream of messaging you first. 

Another one from Anchorage Craigslist. I get the feeling that single heterosexual women are in fairly high demand up there.