Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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It’s cold outside, but it’s not cold enough that I’m tempted to fall for this nonsense.

It’s cold outside, but it’s not cold enough that I’m tempted to fall for this nonsense.

Merry Christmas! I am so desperate I am posting on Craigslist just so I won’t be alone on the holiday! 

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She “blamed it on her parents, religion, culture, everything” but I know the truth. She was just jealous of my Santa hat. 

cuteanimalsbaddates:

She “blamed it on her parents, religion, culture, everything” but I know the truth. She was just jealous of my Santa hat. 

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “crazy monkey sex.”

Hey, I’m from Michigan too and ALSO not an axe murderer! We have SO MUCH IN COMMON. 

Hey, I’m from Michigan too and ALSO not an axe murderer! We have SO MUCH IN COMMON. 

Reposting last year’s Fourth of July bad date. 
I hope to be back in a few days with more new cute animals and bad dates. 

Reposting last year’s Fourth of July bad date. 

I hope to be back in a few days with more new cute animals and bad dates. 

Here’s hoping you’re not “at a loose end” today, but if you are, this kitty will totally go see “Les Miserables” with you and won’t even make fun of you for crying. 

Happy Holidays from CABD!

Something tells me he’s all about the early voting.