The milk’s gone bad!
Yeah, and that hair is all yours, I bet.
(This is more advice from the dude who also offered up yesterday’s pearl of wisdom.)
Merry Christmas! I am so desperate I am posting on Craigslist just so I won’t be alone on the holiday!
To be fair, it is hard to type when one lacks opposable thumbs.
Online dating is not likely to improve that feeling. I recommend alcohol.
Love truly is blind.
As long as you can pay for dinner.
I am so super-impressed by your ability to “get money” that I will overlook your poor grammar and totally go out with you.
Thanks for the warning. Next!