Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Ok, I will enlighten you. When you say “None of the women on here can be honest with themselves or anyone else,” and complain about being ignored because you are a “good man,” that is not “speaking honestly.” That’s being a dick.

Ok, I will enlighten you. When you say “None of the women on here can be honest with themselves or anyone else,” and complain about being ignored because you are a “good man,” that is not “speaking honestly.” That’s being a dick.

Nothing wrong with working out. Everything wrong with talking about bicep curls in your online dating profile. Sorry, kitty. 

The milk’s gone bad!  

Yeah, and that hair is all yours, I bet. 
(This is more advice from the dude who also offered up yesterday’s pearl of wisdom.)

Yeah, and that hair is all yours, I bet. 

(This is more advice from the dude who also offered up yesterday’s pearl of wisdom.)

Merry Christmas! I am so desperate I am posting on Craigslist just so I won’t be alone on the holiday! 

To be fair, it is hard to type when one lacks opposable thumbs. 

To be fair, it is hard to type when one lacks opposable thumbs. 

Online dating is not likely to improve that feeling. I recommend alcohol. 

Love truly is blind.
As long as you can pay for dinner. 

Love truly is blind.

As long as you can pay for dinner.