Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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Oh, well, as long as you’ve avoided the really bogus stuff.
That’s possibly not as private as you think it is, kitty.
Thanks for clearing that up. A lot of people on this site do seem rather confused.
Here’s hoping you’re not “at a loose end” today, but if you are, this kitty will totally go see “Les Miserables” with you and won’t even make fun of you for crying.
Happy Holidays from CABD!
How about you grok the chaordic simplexity of me punching you in the neck?
And you better guess right this time.
Nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan, because, raincoats!
(From a metro Washington D.C. Craigslist post today.)
