Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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So is this guy looking for a girlfriend or trying to buy a vacuum cleaner?

image source: Black Cat & White Dog 

"I swear, if you don’t go on a date with me, I’m jumping." *

*no raccoons were harmed in the making of this CABD

Source:  Animal pictures of the week, 29 June 2012

I’m totally sure it’s your height that is keeping the womenfolk away and not your jackassery and sexism. 

I’m totally sure it’s your height that is keeping the womenfolk away and not your jackassery and sexism. 

Yeah, it’s hard to believe this toad doesn’t already have a girlfriend. 

Yeah, it’s hard to believe this toad doesn’t already have a girlfriend. 

My grandma made me this sweater. 
(Question: Where do you get certification in this? Is it an online course?)

My grandma made me this sweater. 

(Question: Where do you get certification in this? Is it an online course?)

I’m really not good at: modesty, insecurity, English. 

I’m really not good at: modesty, insecurity, English. 

Because OkCupid is the perfect place to look for someone with whom you can sit around singing hymns. 

Because OkCupid is the perfect place to look for someone with whom you can sit around singing hymns. 

I really really like to cuddle.

Or we can always watch tv with my parents, if you want. My mom gets some pretty good snacks.