Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

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Maybe we’re angry because you don’t use punctuation. 

Also relevant. I wonder what an alot of angry feminists would look like?

Someone has a mighty high opinion of himself. 

Bunnies like strawberry milkshakes. Like you get at McDonald’s, with the chunks of fruit in them that didn’t quite get blended up. 
I mean, who ever heard of a bunny drinking a CHOCOLATE milkshake?

Bunnies like strawberry milkshakes. Like you get at McDonald’s, with the chunks of fruit in them that didn’t quite get blended up. 

I mean, who ever heard of a bunny drinking a CHOCOLATE milkshake?

Happy Easter to those who celebrate. Watch out for this little guy at your local Easter Egg hunt, and be safe out there, ok?

Happy Easter to those who celebrate. Watch out for this little guy at your local Easter Egg hunt, and be safe out there, ok?

Snap this one up, ladies. Quick. 

Snap this one up, ladies. Quick. 

Mom warned me it would get stuck like that, but I didn’t believe her. Now it’s really hard for me to get a date. 

Mom warned me it would get stuck like that, but I didn’t believe her. Now it’s really hard for me to get a date. 

What can I say? You have no grasp of basic capitalization or punctuation. 

my self, can be described as one which is one who will never answer your message.