Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

As long as you don’t sparkle in sunlight, Count Hedgehogula, we’re good. 

I don’t even know what this means, but I’m guessing “hipster douche” is part of the explanation. 

Happy Halloween! 

Maybe the time to talk about fetishes is after the first date. 

Dude, all I said was “nice costume.” Way to harsh the Halloween buzz. 

Shhh. No one tell him he’s adorable, just act scared.

Happy Halloween from CABD! 

It’s “if Star Wars WERE real,” Darth Puppy.

The subjunctive: learn it, use it, love it.

ETA: The subjunctive isn’t about singular vs plural. Read the explanation at the link, please. 

I am girly in that I like to dress up in my fluffy princess hat and cape and I am not girly in that I am plotting to eat your face when you go to sleep. 

Found in the “first things people usually notice about me” section of the profile. He seems harmless, until you read further and find out he spends a lot of time thinking about how all sinners will burn in a lake of fire forever. 

Good times! Let’s go out!