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It’s just that … it’s easier to spell “rushing” than “Russian” isn’t it? How do you go right to the more complicated non-phonetic misspelling?

OK THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP YELLY GUY WHO IS TOTALLY NOT YELLING. 

OK THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP YELLY GUY WHO IS TOTALLY NOT YELLING. 

So cool and laid back, in fact, that I can’t bother to spellcheck. Or turn off capslock. 

Love truly is blind.
As long as you can pay for dinner. 

Love truly is blind.

As long as you can pay for dinner. 

YOURE WELCOME TO JOIN ME. BRING YOUR OWN PIZZA. 

YOURE WELCOME TO JOIN ME. BRING YOUR OWN PIZZA. 

You might have better luck finding a mate if you stopped shouting at everyone about how desperate you are, honestly. 

You might have better luck finding a mate if you stopped shouting at everyone about how desperate you are, honestly. 

Please tell me you don’t have a library card. 

Please tell me you don’t have a library card. 

Look, I can explain. 

Look, I can explain.