Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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YOURE WELCOME TO JOIN ME. BRING YOUR OWN PIZZA.
You might have better luck finding a mate if you stopped shouting at everyone about how desperate you are, honestly.
Please tell me you don’t have a library card.
Look, I can explain.
Mom warned me it would get stuck like that, but I didn’t believe her. Now it’s really hard for me to get a date.
I ADMIRE THE SENTIMENT BUT WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
Maybe you should check wherever it is you left all your punctuation and lower-case letters.
I KNOW IF I JUST TYPE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS THAT WILL CONVEY TO THESE WOMEN WHAT AN EXCELLENT BOYFRIEND I WOULD MAKE.
