So cool and laid back, in fact, that I can’t bother to spellcheck. Or turn off capslock.
Love truly is blind.
As long as you can pay for dinner.
YOURE WELCOME TO JOIN ME. BRING YOUR OWN PIZZA.
You might have better luck finding a mate if you stopped shouting at everyone about how desperate you are, honestly.
Please tell me you don’t have a library card.
Look, I can explain.
Mom warned me it would get stuck like that, but I didn’t believe her. Now it’s really hard for me to get a date.
I ADMIRE THE SENTIMENT BUT WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?