Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.

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It really cannot be said enough: PROOFREAD YOUR PROFILE. Seriously.

Or use particles.

I don’t really want to date Gandhi, though.

I’m going to have to decline your request for a date. I could never keep up the pace.

Thanks for the warning. Next!

This was so disturbing I had to find literally the cutest picture I could to make it even remotely ok.

P.S. Yes. Yes, it would be rude. The answer to your question is yes.

P.P.S The smiley does not make it ok.

I’m not sure if this puppy just admitted to murder or just a complete lack of compassion, but either way I’m not sure why you’d want to go out with her.

This dude obviously knows what a man wants. And he is going to tell you about it.