Someone has a mighty high opinion of himself.
You know what’s another lifestyle choice? Not dating judgmental douchecanoes like you, asshole.
For some reason I’m not convinced this guy is throwing an actual party.
So cool and laid back, in fact, that I can’t bother to spellcheck. Or turn off capslock.
(This was an anonymous submission, so I didn’t see the original profile. But odds are this guy is a 20-something baby libertarian in a fedora.)
Reposting one of last year’s Halloween posts, until I have time to scare up some more animals in costume for your cute animal/bad date pleasure.
See what I did there?