Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date.
Self taught? No way.
Ok, Fred Astaire, we hear you. No three-ways for you.
(Thanks to my friend M for the text. Yikes.)
And you better guess right this time.
I’m really not good at: modesty, insecurity, English.
Grass-fed, y’know? Yum.
So, we should have lots to talk about as long as it’s not any of those things. Oh, except that I don’t much like talking, either.
Because OkCupid is the perfect place to look for someone with whom you can sit around singing hymns.
