Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

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All right, dudes, listen up. This is a completely serious and well-intentioned piece of advice from a single woman who has been at this dating thing for a while. 

QUIT IT. 

Stop acting like you deserve a relationship with a woman just because you are a halfway decent human being. Stop acting like because some douchebags manage to acquire girlfriends or wives that therefore all women want douchebags. Stop to consider that maybe acting like an entitled asshat who thinks women are idiots for not seeing what you have to offer with your poetry and your two jobs has something to do with your lack of dates. 

And stop acting like we owe you something just because you’re a good guy. WE DON’T. 

  1. insomniackid7 reblogged this from fleaqueen
  2. fleaqueen reblogged this from april-polyverse and added:
    Ha, “good guy.” If you think or talk like this, you aren’t a good guy. You’re just as big a douche as whoever you are...
  3. chickgonebad reblogged this from alicetheowl and added:
    FACT
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  8. chicalookate reblogged this from cuteanimalsbaddates and added:
    word.
  9. haddayr reblogged this from april-polyverse and added:
    We sure don’t.
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  11. sincerelyxaj reblogged this from april-polyverse and added:
    " I’m a very good man with two jobs" Does not entitle you to anything. Check your irritating personality and sense of...
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  14. m00nbat reblogged this from cuteanimalsbaddates and added:
    Preach.
  15. ordinarychaos reblogged this from cuteanimalsbaddates and added:
    Amen.
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