Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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"I am only doing 45 days and don’t worry ladies I am only a threat unless you have a gun and a badge."

Oh, well, in that case, Happy Valentine’s Day! 

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  4. noirbettie said: It’s okay, ladies, it was AGGRAVATED.
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