Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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No. No one has said that to you, dude, unless the person who said it to you was very very drunk. Or high. 
Which I can kind of see, actually. “Duuuude … remember that time Mitt Romney spray-painted himself orange to go on Mexican tv? That’s TOTALLY what you look like right now.”
What I can’t see is why you would possibly mention that in your dating profile, because even Republican women are unlikely to see this as a plus. 

No. No one has said that to you, dude, unless the person who said it to you was very very drunk. Or high. 

Which I can kind of see, actually. “Duuuude … remember that time Mitt Romney spray-painted himself orange to go on Mexican tv? That’s TOTALLY what you look like right now.”

What I can’t see is why you would possibly mention that in your dating profile, because even Republican women are unlikely to see this as a plus. 

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