Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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Ok, so technically these didn’t all appear right in a row on this dude’s profile, but I never promised to put everything in context. 

Ok, so technically these didn’t all appear right in a row on this dude’s profile, but I never promised to put everything in context. 

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