These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
And you should wear whatever makes you feel good, Mr. Kitty. Don’t let silly concepts like “fashion” or “common sense” or “no one but Buffy-era David Boreanaz as Evil Angelus should wear leather pants” convince you otherwise.