Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
Recent Tweets @
actuallythatsanalpaca:

youfoundllama:

llama of the day!

Noooooooooo! That! Is! Not! A! Llama!!!! For the love of….ARGH.

Please to enjoy my friend the former alpaca farmer’s new tumblr, which was spawned when I briefly mistagged this alpaca as a llama earlier and she corrected me and I said “well maybe you should just go start a tumblr where you correct everyone who mixes up alpacas and llamas on the internet.” So she did.

actuallythatsanalpaca:

youfoundllama:

llama of the day!

Noooooooooo! That! Is! Not! A! Llama!!!! For the love of….ARGH.

Please to enjoy my friend the former alpaca farmer’s new tumblr, which was spawned when I briefly mistagged this alpaca as a llama earlier and she corrected me and I said “well maybe you should just go start a tumblr where you correct everyone who mixes up alpacas and llamas on the internet.” 

So she did.

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    Noooooooooo! That! Is! Not! A! Llama!!!! For the love of….ARGH.
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