Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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actuallythatsanalpaca: youfoundllama: llama of the day! Noooooooooo! That! Is! Not! A! Llama!!!! For the love of….ARGH. Please to enjoy my friend the former alpaca farmer’s new tumblr, which was spawned when I briefly mistagged this alpaca as a llama earlier and she corrected me and I said “well maybe you should just go start a tumblr where you correct everyone who mixes up alpacas and llamas on the internet.” So she did.

actuallythatsanalpaca:

youfoundllama:

llama of the day!

Noooooooooo! That! Is! Not! A! Llama!!!! For the love of….ARGH.

Please to enjoy my friend the former alpaca farmer’s new tumblr, which was spawned when I briefly mistagged this alpaca as a llama earlier and she corrected me and I said “well maybe you should just go start a tumblr where you correct everyone who mixes up alpacas and llamas on the internet.” 

So she did.

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