Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
Recent Tweets @baddateanimals

“Other than my total lack of being interested in anything at all, I’m really a fascinating person. You should totally date me.”

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