Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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"Other than my total lack of being interested in anything at all, I’m really a fascinating person. You should totally date me."

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