Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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I like enjoying my beard, but it’s better when someone else enjoys it with me. Especially if she’s wearing a hat. 

I like enjoying my beard, but it’s better when someone else enjoys it with me. Especially if she’s wearing a hat.