Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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I am girly in that I like to dress up in my fluffy princess hat and cape and I am not girly in that I am plotting to eat your face when you go to sleep. 

I am girly in that I like to dress up in my fluffy princess hat and cape and I am not girly in that I am plotting to eat your face when you go to sleep. 

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