Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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…but not interesting enough for me to get out of my box. Or to figure out that “all right” is actually two words. 

MBL sent this in this message “from someone who is clearly very enthusiastic.” Thanks! 

(Note: “Alright” isn’t a standard acceptable variation on “all right.” It’s just not.)