Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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I am Stealth. I crawl under your hat in the night and watch you while you sleep. That doesn’t mean I’m creepy. Really, I’m just shy. 

I am Stealth. I crawl under your hat in the night and watch you while you sleep. That doesn’t mean I’m creepy. Really, I’m just shy.