Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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I am Stealth. I crawl under your hat in the night and watch you while you sleep. That doesn’t mean I’m creepy. Really, I’m just shy. 

I am Stealth. I crawl under your hat in the night and watch you while you sleep. That doesn’t mean I’m creepy. Really, I’m just shy.