Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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In honor of CABD hitting 100 fans on facebook, here’s an extra-special Friday night post! 
And since I know you’re curious, here’s the rest of that section of this young lady’s profile:

so just to get it out of the way. One of them was a pepperoni and pineapple, the other extra cheese, the other a large bread sticks, and on top were cinnamon sticks. So do not ask about the freaking pizzas. That is all you need to know right there! I WILL NOT RESPOND IF THEY ARE BROUGHT UP! NO MATTER HOW CUTE OR FUNNY YOU THINK YOU ARE!

In honor of CABD hitting 100 fans on facebook, here’s an extra-special Friday night post! 

And since I know you’re curious, here’s the rest of that section of this young lady’s profile:

so just to get it out of the way. One of them was a pepperoni and pineapple, the other extra cheese, the other a large bread sticks, and on top were cinnamon sticks. So do not ask about the freaking pizzas. That is all you need to know right there! I WILL NOT RESPOND IF THEY ARE BROUGHT UP! NO MATTER HOW CUTE OR FUNNY YOU THINK YOU ARE!

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