Spend a “few hours” googling “hot guys,” eh? And you’re looking for a woman? Are you SURE?
This Craigslist (of course) ad wrapped up with, in full:
“Also, the picture is not me. I have a career and do not want to spoil it through Craigslist shenanigans. So I spent a few hours today Googling “hot guys” and found a pic that I feel best represents how I feel woman view me. Enjoy!”