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These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Spend a “few hours” googling “hot guys,” eh? And you’re looking for a woman?  Are you SURE?
This Craigslist (of course) ad wrapped up with, in full:
“Also, the picture is not me. I have a career and do not want to spoil it through Craigslist shenanigans. So I spent a few hours today Googling “hot guys” and found a pic that I feel best represents how I feel woman view me. Enjoy!”

Spend a “few hours” googling “hot guys,” eh? And you’re looking for a woman?  Are you SURE?

This Craigslist (of course) ad wrapped up with, in full:

Also, the picture is not me. I have a career and do not want to spoil it through Craigslist shenanigans. So I spent a few hours today Googling “hot guys” and found a pic that I feel best represents how I feel woman view me. Enjoy!”