Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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“Dude, I mean, this one time, I destroyed an ENTIRE BAG of Milk-Bones. And not the mini kind, either.”

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    Lol. Cute puppy c:
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