Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles and Craigslist personal ads. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes everything that much better.
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Composing a good online dating profile is hard. Especially when you’re a turtle. 

Composing a good online dating profile is hard. Especially when you’re a turtle. 

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    True story. :(
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    I bet that turtle gets a date before I do.
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