It’s been a great couple of years making fun of bad online dating profiles, everyone, but it’s time to call it a day. So long, and thanks for all the snark.
That’s my dealbreaker too, dude. Isn’t it everyone’s?
Maybe we’re angry because you don’t use punctuation.
Also relevant. I wonder what an alot of angry feminists would look like?
It’s an indication of how far my standards have fallen that I’m just impressed he didn’t spell it “Satin.”
Right, so either you’re into domination, or you were knighted by the Queen of England. In which case, you should really take another look at the rules of capitalization.
Ok, I will enlighten you. When you say “None of the women on here can be honest with themselves or anyone else,” and complain about being ignored because you are a “good man,” that is not “speaking honestly.” That’s being a dick.
Not sure what is more alarming: the actual fedora, or the self-consciously precious use of “‘tis.”