Cute Animals. Bad Dates.
These are actual quotes taken from online dating profiles, Craigslist personal ads, and messages received through dating sites. Brought to you by cute animals, because that makes the realization of who is actually out there in the dating pool slightly less depressing.
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@baddateanimals
This dude obviously knows what a man wants. And he is going to tell you about it.
Just … brush your teeth before our first kiss, ok?
You should maybe try creating a reality where that line might actually get you a date.
Oh, well, as long as you’ve avoided the really bogus stuff.
Aaaaand now I’ll be going.
Proving once again there really is such a thing as Too Much Information on a dating profile.
I was having my doubts, but you’ve convinced me. I think it was the all caps and exclamation points that really made your argument stand out. Or maybe the extra L in “real.”
Self taught? No way.
